Heigh Ho!

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's off to work we go.

So, ive come to the conclusion that builders were not put on this planet to build at all. They were sent here to entice the passerby, depress the sexually innactive, and excite the active. They are basically paid to strut around flaunting what they have to offer. Sure, this makes them sound like they are strippers, but really, what is the difference between to two.

I know that at this very moment, two very fine examples of the species are doing what they do best across the street. One is infact shirtless, a perfect example of why they are basically strippers. They walk around half naked for most of the day, pounding, gyrating, and lifting. They also spend half their time standing motionless, hands either crossed or firmly placed on their hips, looking out into the distance, add a spotlight and it would be the perfect silhouette. Although, I may be wrong about this, they may just be taking a small standing nap, as what is always found upon their nose is a pair of dark tinted sunglasses. The type that you cant see through, however you know are hiding a pair of passionate eyes. Then mix together the glistening traces of sweat upon their highly developed musceles, and the pants that are always pulled down just enough to show the beginnings of a v on their front and you have a modern Adonis!

Maybe I should go and take a few tips from them? Ask them to enlighten me on the ways of builderhood. But who am I kidding, as if I would EVER do that. What is the point of me even thinking about it.